11.21.2007

Cootsdaddy's top picks for Keown's new ride...

So it's likely that I'll be rolling shotgun in whatever he buys to troll for babes, so I'm throwing these hot whips in for consideration.
1. The El Camino - Nothing gets the girls wetter than a late 70's/early 80's model. Just ask My Name is Earl.



2. Pontiac Trans Am - Sure, Josh picked out the one below, but this one is much more bad ass in the classic "Reynolds" sense.



3. The Woody Station Wagon - Doesn't matter what model, Keown has wanted one of these for years. Throw surfboards on top and it's ready for a cruise around the city of Morgantown... (incidentally, we destroyed one of these once with axes)



4. The Eco-Friendly Tango - It's not gonna get you any girls, mostly because they wouldn't fit in the damn thing, and I couldn't ride shotgun. But Keown has to make up for his polluting SUV years somehow. (I keed, I keed.. GREEN TEAM!)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The El Camino with optional hot tub would be the shiz. LLCoolJ = Ladies love Cool Josh. I would like to also submit an alternate: Big wheel....3 wheels, one's big....loves it.

Anonymous said...

My vote: 90's Escort Gt, Tri-star wheels, PERFECT.

hellbound said...

Hey is it a car or is it a truck, wait it is a cruck...."senior el fuckin camino!"

Oh hells yeah. Gotta go with the fire chicken... I would grow my neck hair mullet out just to ride shotgun. Would be awesome to kick the t-tops out and just do smokey doughnuts in front of all the white trash whores....

The Family Truckster.. Wow this is going to be a tough choice. only if aunt edna is dead in the back!!


PH

BekPoH said...

The front is like a car...the back is like a truck...the front is where you drive...the back is where you-----El Caminooooooo!!!