1. The El Camino - Nothing gets the girls wetter than a late 70's/early 80's model. Just ask My Name is Earl.
2. Pontiac Trans Am - Sure, Josh picked out the one below, but this one is much more bad ass in the classic "Reynolds" sense.

3. The Woody Station Wagon - Doesn't matter what model, Keown has wanted one of these for years. Throw surfboards on top and it's ready for a cruise around the city of Morgantown... (incidentally, we destroyed one of these once with axes)

4. The Eco-Friendly Tango - It's not gonna get you any girls, mostly because they wouldn't fit in the damn thing, and I couldn't ride shotgun. But Keown has to make up for his polluting SUV years somehow. (I keed, I keed.. GREEN TEAM!)

4 comments:
The El Camino with optional hot tub would be the shiz. LLCoolJ = Ladies love Cool Josh. I would like to also submit an alternate: Big wheel....3 wheels, one's big....loves it.
My vote: 90's Escort Gt, Tri-star wheels, PERFECT.
Hey is it a car or is it a truck, wait it is a cruck...."senior el fuckin camino!"
Oh hells yeah. Gotta go with the fire chicken... I would grow my neck hair mullet out just to ride shotgun. Would be awesome to kick the t-tops out and just do smokey doughnuts in front of all the white trash whores....
The Family Truckster.. Wow this is going to be a tough choice. only if aunt edna is dead in the back!!
PH
The front is like a car...the back is like a truck...the front is where you drive...the back is where you-----El Caminooooooo!!!
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