I think I'm in love

I've said this before, but this time it feels real. Normally those infernal catchy low-rent commercials have their own circle of Hell, but this one...this one's different. I can't stop thinking about how she says "I went on the Internet" like it's somewhere you can just visit. Are the rest of us who are here 16 hours out of the day like the mallrats who never go home? Is that us? I have so many questions for you, EC girl.