While I was at school learning how to make a orange vod-juice-ka .. here is what I missed

Jim: I'm a black belt in gift wrapping.
Dwight: They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.
Phyllis: I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.
Dwight: Catchphrase, "My horn can pierce the sky." Pathetic.
Dwight: How does that happen? The king had sex with a unicorn? A man with a horn had sex with a royal horse?

BTW: Princess Unicorn has her own website.

Jim: Would you want to do it on Groundhog Day?
Michael: No, no. I celebrate privately.
Michael: It's a surprise party for people who have addictions.
Kevin: Fire Girl! .... Too Soon?