Jim: I'm a black belt in gift wrapping.
Dwight: They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.
Phyllis: I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.
Dwight: Catchphrase, "My horn can pierce the sky." Pathetic.
Dwight: How does that happen? The king had sex with a unicorn? A man with a horn had sex with a royal horse?

Jim: Would you want to do it on Groundhog Day?
Michael: No, no. I celebrate privately.
Michael: It's a surprise party for people who have addictions.
Kevin: Fire Girl! .... Too Soon?
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It's... even better than the one I wanted...
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