Move back to Morgantown and buy the Farmboy Restaurant. Shut it down and open up "Juan in a Million" right across the street from our rival "Garcia's Mexican Restaurant." We will win this war of bean burrito because our bean burrito is "JUAN IN A MILLION."

In a related story I got my Sirius and if there is a cloud nine for satellite radios then I'm on it. Also Jennie and I are going to this new nightclub on 4th Street called HOTEL, so I guess I better go spike my hair and throw on my best ironic t-shirt. In a related story to this story I'm really expecting the evening to go something like
THIS!
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