Maaaaaaaaaaaaahoneyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

Steve Guttenberg who played Cadet Carey Mahoney in the wacky Police Academy movies is planning to release a book of memoirs about his early years in Hollywood. Below is one of the stories;
I was 19 years old at a club on the Sunset Strip called Gazzari’s. I was invited home by an older lady, who promptly requested to be tied up. She opened the closet and had like 55 outfits, with ropes and everything, I secured her to the four-poster bed, only to have to run out to a drugstore to get “protection.” So I got the protection, along with flowers and candy and little sandwiches. But when I returned to the apartment complex, I couldn’t even remember which tower she lived in, let alone her floor or apartment number. So I went home and left her tied up.
If I had a Stanley Nickel for everytime that has happened to me...I could probably get an extra five minutes of lunch by now. Side Note: I can't believe I found a way to get in a Steve Guttenberg post....hero cookie for me now. Side Side Note: Why in the hell did he get little sandwiches when he had a lady tied up?