Get your snakey hands off me, Paula Abdul !

If you need a hug, you won't get it at Percy Julian Middle School. The Principal banned hugging among the Chicago school's 860 students anywhere inside the building. She said students were forming "hug lines" that made them late for classes and crowded the hallways.HUG LINES? Dammit, i wannaa get in a hug line. Where were they when i was in school?This cold hearted snake that don't play by the rules goes on to say "Hugging is really more appropriate for airports or for family reunions than passing and seeing each other every few minutes in the halls." Hu OH! She be telling lies, (blatant Abdul references there)!!!Either way, the Hugmaster is now forced to wait until recess to get his hug on.