10 Questions with Joe Morris

Joe K. Morris entertains the shit out of me. He kept me from losing my mind at Subway many of nights with his great stories (especially Bobby Kirby and Beetle Rock). If you have met Joe..more than likely you haven't forgot him..so without any further ado..Smokin Joe. "Damnit Joe..if you ain't doing 10 questions you ain't livin shiiiiiiiiiiitttt." - Bobby Kirby

1. What is your favorite word? Democracy--it's a shame it's out of vogue these days.
2. What is your least favorite word? Evangelical--It used to be an ok word before the GOP decided to make it the main plank in their platform.
3. What turns you on? Redheads, strippers, nice bottoms, open minds.
4. What turns you off? B.O., crankskanks, big 80's hair, W stickers.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Bullshit!
6. What sound or noise do you love? Drag-racing motors. I'm a redneck, what did you expect?
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Whistling, it sounds much better to the whistler than the people hearing it!!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sit-Com writer, I'd love to be locked in a room all day with people as twisted as myself.
9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Undertaker, everything they deal with has nasty fluids and clingy odors.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I'm feeling leanient today." or "Good timing, we just went all you can eat FOR ETERNITY!!"