This one is a no-brainer. I even put them in order by my picks. Betty Rubble, I'd marry you. If you can put up with potato-headed Barney, then surely you could deal with my weekend drinking binges and narcissism.
Luanne, from King of the Hill? You know she's a down and dirty, satisfaction guaranteed kind of gal. I'm sold. Let me in that trailer of love.
And now Velma, oh Velma, where do I begin? If you were movie-version-Velma, I'm down for plan A or B. Cartoon Velma though, she better take out a life insurance policy. Sorry honey, I don't think we play on the same team anyway. If it makes you feel better, I'd do you over that annoying Daphne. I ain't going anywhere that Fred's been.
This post is a direct result of lack of sleep and a shortage of celebrities I could actually contemplate banging.
4 comments:
I'm right with you on all three of those, dude! Plus, there's always the very good possibility that you'd be able to talk Luanne into bringing one of her airhead friends over to join in, too. Just as long as it's not a fuckin' Manger Baby!
But I'll have to disagree with you about Daphne, I'd nail her like Jesus to the cross. I don't think Freddy ever hit that, I've seen the way he looks at Shaggy, and it's fucking creepy....
Poor Shaggy, he was probably too stoned to notice he was getting "bro-raped".
For variety's sake, I'd marry Betty but switch Velma and Luanne. Velma wants it.
P.S. Girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins...I want to be Betty's Barney.
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