Angelina Jolie told Cosmo that she has only had sex with 4 men EVER..EVER..EVER.. I don't know whether to be disappointed or congratulate her on fooling the world into thinking she was a sex goddess. The four guys include Johnny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton, Brad Pitt and some unnamed guy. The unnamed guy was probably her first and works at a Super Wal-Mart in Missouri and I'm sure while he is stocking yarn in the creepy corner of the store he tells anyone that will listen about his one night with Angelina. So I guess this all means that Ms. Jolie is not all that in the sack.Side Note: I can't believe she is 32 years old...she looks like she would be atleast 40 by now. Does she have the reverse of Gary Coleman and Webster disease.
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She didn't count girls, now did she....
That would sky rocket that number I think....
first off, your source was Cosmo. Secondly, you can't believe that lying, homewrecking whore. She's fucked at least 40 guys.
wow, what a coinsidence!! i've only ever been with 4 girls...
just take my word for it, i'm a famous actor and would never lie...
besides, its not like i wouldn't want the entire world to know that i'm a complete whore and have been with like over 20 women...
*sidenote - I'm the unnamed fourth guy.
You work at Wal-Mart?
You & an unknown number of guys are the unnamed fourth guy...
I USED to work at Wal-Mart...until I slept with this famous girl, "Angie Something" and had to take sick leave for a few months.
Now I work at Meijer.
She did the geeky dude from Hackers....that just made my day...
She MARRIED the geeky dude from Hackers
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