WARNING THE BELOW INTERVIEW IS VERY MATURE IN NATURE....BECAUSE THAT IS BILL LEWIS'S NATURE!Today we are going to feature one of my best friends in the entire world and I'm the Danny Glover (Sergeant Roger Murtaugh) to his Marten Riggs (Mel Gibson). Lewis is one of the most intriguing people I will ever meet and before we get to the interview I'm going to tell you my #1 Lewis story. It was 9pm on a Sunday night at the Subway of Morgantown and Bill was working with the JermBro and a heavily chested lady customer walked in for a sandwich. Myself, Tuggle and Hellbound Paul sat in our normal front booths and were just shooting shit and admiring the lady customer. Lewis finished making her sandwich then went to the back to get something from the walk-in while JermBro rang her up. When Bill returned he had thought the customer had already left so in typical Lewis form he stated loudly "Wow it took everything I had not tell that girl she had the biggest set of ..........." At the time of "of" the girl turned the corner with a drink she had got from the fountain and there they stood face to face and after a long dramatic pause Lewis shouted "Nevermind" and rolled up in the fetal position. The lady left without any problems, but we all laughed until we shit our ass. I guess you just had to be there. So without any further ado Wildman Bill Lewis or NSFW Bill Lewis.
1. What is your favorite word? fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? fuck you
3. What turns you on? girls fucking
4. What turns you off? guys fucking
5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? two girls fucking
7. What sound or noise do you hate? two guys fucking
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? porn star
9. What profession would you not like to attempt? gay porn star
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
FUCKING GLAD TO SEE YOU BRO!
7 comments:
I fell out of the booth and literally roflmao that night, one of the funniest moments I've EVER witnessed.
classic bill
You know the drill:
[]Bill's tits
[]gtfo
It's good to see he's still alive.
You got to admit Josh for a 18 19 year old kid she did seem to be a little top heavy. Man I am soo freaking glad her boyfriend back in and start some shit. Either way I'm working on saying freak a bit more then fuck. I still dont like it when someone says freak you. Bill.
Damn it man I love you josh. almost more than I do my kids.
Man I remember That. It was great!!
Sorry hit wrong button, I was the anonymous one above. But ya that was a great night. One of many fun ones with Bill
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