How'd we miss this here at 91, I do not know. But, according to this report on the WBKO website (I go there from time to time to get caught up with local events), I found out that the evil shitbags known as the Ku Klux Klan paid our hometown a visit.
What'd they do while there? Those dumb motherfuckers walked into Cousin Don's trying to spread their brand of idiocy while on a southern tour. They handed Don a business card that said "I was watching over your neighborhood last night while you slept". Police Chief Billy Bob said that they were going to beef up patrols and make sure that these morons were on the up and up.
This is the point in the story where I wished that I had been home that day. And that I had my old time homebase crew assembled. And we all had paintball guns, eggs, rotten tomatoes and used tampons, which we would throw at the KKK clowns.
6 comments:
Crazy!! I hope they stay the hell away from out my way. I am surprised Don Baker didn't threaten them back, or cut down a tree or something....
If KKK had been playing lazer tag in the back alley he would have threatened them with gun violence.
Police Chief Billy Bob...Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it. LOL
Used tampons...that's just wrong JRK!
Whoa! Hold up a second...Police Chief Billy Bob??Hmmm dare I say it (real life Wiggum)...
Josh you must remember we were once part of a racial protest. Drive by on B Jones house with B Jones hanging out the window and yelling "Ni**as go home!!" oh hell never mind B was black.....
PH
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