Brooks for County Ninja '07

For my first post on this illsutrious blog i have opted to .....

Announce my candidacy for BUTLER COUNTY NINJA!

Yes sir. County Ninja. For those readers unfamiliar with this office, I will first provide some background. The office of county ninja has been around for more than 300 years. The county ninja's duties have always been to protect and serve the county . Hiding in the shadows and as fast as lightening. Always kept secret , until now. This being due to the fact there is no conventional election. One becomes county ninja by slaying the current county ninja. I feel up to the job and my credentials speak for themselves. The current CN's abusive use of smoke pellets has caused no less than 3 false fire alarms and has flipped me off in town more than enough times.It's clear its time for a change. So Ricky Romans, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I will descend upon you like a downpours of grandaddy longlegs. BUT grandaddy longlegs with big teeth, so they can bite you(they're the most poisonous , ya know, they just so little they cant really bite). So watch your ass holmes! BROOKS FOR BC NINJA 07!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!