Is this thing here to destroy us!

You know..I see this thing popping up on every blog site / tabloid magazine here lately. What is it..is it boy, girl, or even human? Is this thing some secret underground Disney alien robot project, and when it starts destroying the planet...the President is going find out from the Secretary of Defense that Teen Nick designed one of these super teen power robots back in the late 60's however never used it..and would only use it for good if they ever had to. Well now is the time Teen Nick to unleash it..before this Disney creation shit cans the entire planet.