TOP 5 TV shows that make me want to drink a vial of poison

I haven't done a list of any sort since starting this blog, but I do think its time everyone knows what to stay the hell away from. In my list I have four recent television shows that are absolute shit, and one that is a few years old...however is in my Hall of Fame for worst show of all time.

5. Ugly Betty - I know this is a fan favorite in many circles but not this one. I have a unhealthy hatred of this show, but other than it being highly overrated I can't think of why I hate it so. Well maybe because they stole a Golden Globe out from underneath The Office for starters. With the exception of Lost, ABC's shows all have this canned quality about them and it makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.

4. Sunset Tan - E! for Entertainment really got a winner here. It's a show about a tanning salon. I'm sure this idea passed through several hands before E! actually started putting money in this project so for that..you should all be thrown to the ground and kicked in the ribs by Johnny Lawrence. A TANNING SALON? I'm looking forward to your new show about a Valvoline 10 minute oil change shop.

3. Mind of Mencia - I suppose Comedy Central just went batshit crazy when Chappelle left them for the farm, so they found the first warm body they could and that is Carlos Mencia. Of course if you haven't heard, Carlos who's real name is Ned makes a career out of stealing everyone's material so finally comedians are starting to call him on his shit. I wish my pal Joe Rogan would throw him to the ground and bypass the ribs and kick him in the face....a lot. (Do you see a theme of people responsible for bad tv shows should be beaten.) Comedy Central I personally hold you to a higher degree than most channels so please I beg of you to end this shitbags career.

2. My Super Sweet 16 - See this post

1. Home Improvement - Tim The Toolman Taylor can rot..and bring Al with you. This show does nothing but give me bad vibes. I still to this day hear grown men laugh like Tim..they should be thrown down on the ground and hit with the Warrior splash. Oh..oh...oh and Johnathan Taylor Thomas or JTT as the ladies like calling him..that is a bag of gay that I don't want to even get into.