7.09.2007
Assholes of the Day
I have touched on this before but MTV has really screwed the pooch on this one. They have created a My Super Sweet 16 movie and Kurt Loder is currently spinning in his undug grave. John Norris however probably digs it. This shit is so bad the only way it can be salvaged is if Lynn's Paradise Cafe caters the event and everyone eats their gravy and biscuits and comes up with the Roto Virus. Its a stretch but..let's see it happen. So we are using the plural form of asshole today to grab all involved: MTV, those shitty girls and their shitty parents.
Color TV Tonight: MLB Home Run Derby 8pm EST ESPN: I remember a day back in 1998 when this event was huge, now it has succumb to the same fate as the NBA Dunk Contest as the big stars think they are too good to compete and we are left with rookies we could really give a shit about.
Little People Small World 8pm EST TLC: The Roloffs go to Las Vegas and with it being my favorite city I must watch Matt and Amy be accosted by Mexicans with call girl cards.
Miami Vice 8pm EST Cinimax: This was one of my favorite movies of 2006 as it teams up two of my favorite actors with a great director and score. I know that description was vague at best..but I give it Three Hots and One Japan.
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