A 52-year-old man prosecutors called a "career flasher" was sentenced to more than 13 years in prison after pleading no contest to charges he exposed himself to a woman on a commuter train.This being due to the face he had 6 prior convictions of the same nature. Lets review this:
1 man flashes at least 7 folks = 13 years in jail
countless middle aged women flash everyone from rooftops = Mardi Gras
another scenario.......
two guys preforming a sexual act = sinful, disgusting, fairies
two girls preform a sexual act = a natural phase, sexy, and some of the best porn
UNFair?
sure is fellas...sure is unfair...I say you don't take it anymore. I propose a protest at the governors mansion this Saturday at 12 with an all guy chorus line flashing passing vehicles. 1 guy will be the designated beadman and will be passing out beaded necklaces for each flash. Meanwhile the 2 guys that get the most beads will preform a sexual act on the courthouse lawn while the beadman videotapes it and sells it as a 2 part series( buy one get one free , IF YOU USE YOUR CREDIT CARD). Stand tall fellas, no longer will you beheld back by society's exceptions . I personally won't be there though, i wouldn't be caught dead with you ball flashing homo sinners.
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Count me in...I'm going wild
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