Superbad is supergood

First, I'd like to say that as far as I know I'm the first person to say that. Write it down. Second...damn. I wasn't a fan of "Knocked Up," but this one was great. The plot wasn't important; the whole movie was one long string of dick jokes. And that Michael Cera kid, he's got some comedic timing. This movie was pretty much guaranteed not to disappoint, and it sure as hell didn't. I really don't have more to say on the actual movie. It was funny, go see it, what more do you want?

The above video is the trailer for the next Apatow film, "Walk Hard." It looks like absolute shite, but check it out with about 1:20 left. You know who that is, playing Elvis? Jack motherflipping White, that's who. I literally got chills up the left side of my body and grabbed the person I brought. I should seek help.

Finally: When the hell did it O.K. for people to talk in theaters? Really, it's awesome that you can guess what's going to happen next. They set it up that way. This is "Superbad," it ain't "The Sixth Sense." Calm down. Plus, there were a lot of fat people there tonight. Who wouldn't shut up. It seems to be mostly fat people and/or old people who talk all the time. I have nothing against fat people, I'm just saying what I've noticed. Luckily, the movie was so good it almost didn't matter.

Did I mention Jack White's going to be in a film?