8.28.2007

The hottest Christmas item this year...Walrus Penis

I will start the bidding of the 12,000 year old four foot Walrus Penis at $16,000. Nothing gets a lady hot like telling her "Hey after we grab a drink or two..wanna go back to my place I will show you my four foot....................Walrus penis." I'd say chances are, a porn director is the highest bidder and it makes its way onto the screen.

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