7.19.2007

For shits sake

The best and worse news hit me while I was on my way for a haircut this morning. I was listening to some random mcrandy local radio station when they came across the dile with DJ VOICE: "The Killers at the Louisville Palace" ME: Atlast a band I like outside of Def Leppard coming to town my prayers have been....DJ VOICE: Tuesday September 11 ME: Fuck.... As it turns out I'll be in Atlantic City on September 11 and will miss The Killers.... damn you 9/11 damn you.

Color TV Tonight: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends 9pm EST Cartoon Network: Mandy the Managing Editor loves the show..so I will give it the business tonight I mean after all Mac tries to thwart Bloo's plans for a party.

O'Reilly Factor 8pm EST Fox News: For purely masturbation purposes

The Office 9pm EST The Peacock: This was the Ben Franklin episode in which he visits Phyllis's shower. This was written by the brilliant and somewhat cute Mindy Kaling.

Michael: What’s up, spinstas?

Michael: Sort of a guys’ night out. A G-N-O, if you will. A guh-no. Actually, it’s more of a Guys’ Afternoon In. A G-A-I. A gai. Not … not it’s uh, not gay.

Michael: It’s a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour-long shower with guys.

1 comment:

Ryan The Intern said...

A) Foster's is fantastic.

B) I had this this line all ready to go until I realized I was posting Color TV Tonight on Wednesday, not Thursday:

"Ben Franklin," where we learn that secret secrets are no fun (secret secrets, after all, hurt someone) and Ben Franklin was really kind of a sleazebag.