4.16.2009

My lucky day

You guys will all be jealous when you read the following IM exchange I had this morning. Charmed will probably be pissed but how often do you get an opportunity like this...?

(10:07:43 AM) virginiazapof hello
(10:08:00 AM) beendunn hi. who are you?
(10:08:13 AM) virginiazapof Hey Chris
(10:08:39 AM) virginiazapof This is difficult for me to do because I'm shy..but I have a crush on you, i have been sending you emails but no response
(10:08:47 AM) beendunn go away now
(10:09:04 AM) virginiazapof I've never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was.
(10:09:28 AM) virginiazapof With that said, I want you to guess who I am, and approach me yourself.
(10:09:48 AM) virginiazapof To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with "Chris" written on my body.
(10:10:25 AM) virginiazapof did you get my last IM about the riscque photos? if you didnt get the link visit it in my yahoo profile
(10:10:52 AM) virginiazapof My username in the members area is "ChrisandME09" (It's a free website but you might need a CC or Debit to verify your age because I had to. Sigh.)
(10:11:00 AM) beendunn oh
(10:11:04 AM) beendunn that sounds great
(10:11:11 AM) beendunn can't wait to give you my credit card
(10:11:21 AM) virginiazapof once you are inside search for me. I want you to guess who I am and then approach me yourself. I'm shy and this is the bravest thing I've probably ever done, but you need to do the rest.
(10:11:26 AM) beendunn then we can meet and have great sex
(10:11:30 AM) beendunn this will be awesome
(10:11:51 AM) virginiazapof i wont ever be able to get on yahoo messenger again this is my only day so come talk with me on the website
(10:12:00 AM) beendunn oh, what a shame
(10:12:06 AM) virginiazapof Kisses, Secret Admirer
(10:12:12 AM) beendunn fuck off
(10:12:20 AM) virginiazapof Permanent Gone Message - I quit using Yahoo Messenger, I only used it to communicate with my crush and I have now done so. He knows where to talk to me at ;)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

this conversation brought me great pleasure.

Anonymous said...

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

Virginia Woolf

Downtown SteveBrown said...

That was hot. Do you mind if I think about it later during my "alone" time?

YESH said...

Hey man .. if she happens to message you again feel free to name drop randomhero8152

Unknown said...

LOL. I got the same message.