We'll call him Rodney and he's newly single and having a hard time finding a special lady at the local Chili Suppers and Rooties Bar and Grill .. (umm he's lives close to me). Anyway he was asking me if I knew of any better places to meet a nice girl and I told him I saw an ad on television for something they call a dating website. I mean really what will they think of next .. anyway I thought I would take the opportunity to ask our readers for poor Ronnie's sake.What's that? Rodney .. yes Rodney's sake. So have any of you had any luck on dating websites? And how do they work? Do I like buy the girl a virtual dinner at TGIFriday's?
Randy needs all the help he can get. Thanks guys.
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Yesh, I have found the perfect girl for you on E-hamony. I just posted her profile on my bloggy blog.
She's perfect. Randall will love her
I would caution Randall against pursuing her, lest he finds a knife caught between his ribs. From me.
Dear Yesh, er, Rodney... I found that Hookemup.com is a source of fine companionship. Take for instance Fifi. She used to crack me up the way she could blow smoke rings with her Pall Malls then shoot her .44 Magnum through the rings (and her trailer roof). We had some fun. Then there was Liz, phsycho one minute friendly the next. It was like dating two women at once (which can get confusing but interesting)!
Good luck, Hot-Rod!
So I've heard of this fabulous little site called bootycall.com. While I can't acutally access this site from my state computer, it sounds like it will unlock a world of doors for Randall. Sounds like some fine women will be frequenting that site. I mean the slogan is "what you need, when you need it" Talk about a win, win! !
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