I want to battle this kid

Here is my shitty movie Hollywood pitch. Judging by what American audiences watched this past winter, they really love shit movies so here's what I got.

YOU GOT SERVED: Pale Riderz

An aging white 31-year old (me) former break dancing protege who's been out of the game for years finds Archie (the kid above) and I take Archie to underground dance battles. Most of the movie is Archie and I trying to gain respect through montages. We ultimately find respect when we win the All-City Dance Tournament held at the Apollo Theater.

Sadly enough I just wrote a $30 million dollar opening weekend.