I spent my PROM night in a magical pink limo

On Friday night I was pulling into The Summit when I got behind this thing. Three things popped into my head.

A. The prom guys that rented the limo should not get laid tonight. Out of principle.
B. The person that made this car should never get laid again. Out of principle.
C. I drove my girlfriend's Camry to prom. I didn't get laid. That's because we attended the ultimate cock blocker event .. Project Prom.