Josh is gone so let's talk about sports (sorta)

Remember this dude? Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett? Guy ran for over 1,000 yards and won the national championship...and then never played another game, college or pro, thanks to a cornucopia of legal troubles that now has him sitting in a Toledo prison after a robbery and a wacky episode wherein cops found an AK-47 and a freaking katana in his car. So. Why does this matter? For starters, he now looks like this:

Plus, he takes correspondence courses from prison, intended to major in geriatrics and some other old person field. What higher institution offers him these courses? Ohio University. My school. We're class buddies. He'll join a long list of distinguished alumni, like Matt Lauer and Nancy Cartwright. Obama.

Now if you'll excuse me, me and Mo are hitting up some foosball at the student center. I think we'll be playing for a long time, he told me to bring a lot of cash. And he told me to come alone, so I think we're gonna be extra-special best friends. I am so hyped.