I found my Spring Break 2K9 video

We at the Bro-Thel plan to pack our bags and head to Myrtle Beach in a month for our weeklong Spring Break 2K9. If all goes to plan (knock on wood cross fingers) I will have graduated by then so I have extra incentive to take full advantage of seven days of doing nothing. It'll be my first real spring break ever, so I'm pretty excited.

ANYWAY, I couldn't wait any longer so took my time machine and grabbed all our footage, edited it together and made this little compilation of our time together. It's pretty much exactly as it'll happen, except we're staying in the family-friendly complex area, so please substitute "hot exotic women in body paint flirting with us" with "brushing by 275-pound moms at the 4 p.m. buffet," "drinking mixed drinks on the ocean floor" with "playing copious amounts of mini-golf" and "long saxophone solo" with...well, actually, leave that one as it is. Just imagine the dude with a shirt off.

That's another thing. I don't care how cold or rainy it is: I'm not wearing a shirt unless local health codes force me to. I'm doing it for the women of South Carolina and all of Facebook. And you guys, of course.