Michael Phelps was originally slated to be this years' King, but his agent declined the honor on Phelps' behalf due to the fact that the King's throne is surrounded by large water bongs. "The boy's in enough trouble as it is," stated his agent, Fred Schmear.
"Oh who giveth a crap. I decree him forgiven of all his sins," declareth Kilmer as he ate a crumpet and shat upon a duck.
from our new King Val Kilmer!
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Michael Phelps was originally slated to be this years' King, but his agent declined the honor on Phelps' behalf due to the fact that the King's throne is surrounded by large water bongs. "The boy's in enough trouble as it is," stated his agent, Fred Schmear.
"Oh who giveth a crap. I decree him forgiven of all his sins," declareth Kilmer as he ate a crumpet and shat upon a duck.
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