Best. Cover. Ever.

I always wanted to do this for the cover of the Butler County Banner but nooooooo.... I had to put the same old "check presentation" or "deer hunter" photo that the BC audience needed and desired. What everyone really needed was cellulite! Working for a weekly newspaper is like the movie Groundhog Day with the exception of being able to drive a ground hog over the cliff and hooking up with Andie MacDowell.