4.11.2008

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

The Office returned last night and it did not disappoint. Before I get into some of the great quotes from the episode, here are few things to note.

1. What's up with everyone's hair, maybe it's me because this is the first time I've watched it in HD. Especially Pam, she was smoking last night.

2. Jan's boobs are a thing of beauty.

3. The plasma TV bit was my favorite thing.

So here are some quotes for you to impress your friends with later at the water cooler.
Michael: Bond, James Bond Fire!
Andy: What's up, Tuna? We gonna have some tuna for dinner?
Michael: (After taking a drink of wine) Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth. Jim: What was that?
Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. And it's called let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests. And they're both winning.
Michael: Rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.
Michael: Dwight brought glasses and a .... person.
Michael: I bought this condo to fill with children.
Michael: That is a $200 plasma screen TV you just killed!

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