What you missed this weekend while you watched yourself fall 56 spots in the NFL Draft

The uneventful weekend that was April 25-27 of 2008. Here are the highlights of my action packed weekend and you could probably care less but it helps me remember.

Friday 4pm - Picked Jennie up from the airport because she had been in Chicago for a week training with her new job. That also explains the stench of hooker coming from my home all week.

Friday 11pm - Jennie is sick so I go to Kroger to get her all the flu essentials: throat spray, sprite, advil and healthy delight chicken noodle soup.

Friday 11:15pm - Back at Kroger getting regular chicken noodle soup or as Jennie stated "the red and white can and not that healthy stuff ... it taste like shit."

Saturday 1pm - Workout at Urban Active .. WWE's Victoria was there and I looked at her butt and told the guy next to me "she must work out." Following the workout I had a excellent lunch at Whole Foods which consisted of pan seared lemon trout and mashed potatoes.

Saturday 7pm - Jennie is still asleep so I decided to go check out the new Harold and Kumar flick featuring Neil Patrick Harris. It was funny however don't take your mom to it .. that would be uncomfortable. Lots of dicks and vagina.

Saturday 11pm - Jennie is still asleep .. I check her vitals. She is alive and now awake and her only words are "10 piece Chicken McNuggets with 3 BBQ sauces."

Sunday 10am - I receive a call from Bill Lewis who is in the hospital and has apparently broken the shit out of his leg. He was in surgery till midnight to repair a dislocated ankle, a broken fibula and broken tibula. Bill Lewis is one of my best friends in world however he is really starting to make Travis Pastrana look like a pussy with all of his bad luck. So if you get a minute send some serious positive vibes ole' Lewis's way.

Sunday 1:30 - 9pm - In this order I ran 6 miles, grocery shopped, cleaned house and wrote this blog. Oh I also watched a shit load of the NFL Draft all weekend. Brian Brohm who was a automatic number one pick in 2007 decided to be a hero and come back to college to a shitty team. This weekend he went 56th to the Green Bay Packers ... he got proper f*cked with one of Bekpo's dildos.

WELCOME TO DERBY WEEK!
Morris Day and the Time on Tuesday night at the Waterfront!!!