Nate Givens is one of my heroes. One time he saved my life from an attack of Lawn Gnomes. Nate swolled up on the Gnome leader and said, "Gnomes, get the fuck out you midget looking bastards, I mow the lawns in this town!" And they did indeed get the fuck out. Ever since I've sworn my allegiance to all things Nate, and you should too. Who knows what he might save your life from. Happy Birthday, gnome slayer.
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