4.22.2008

Oohhh that's embarrassing

Here is an easy formula to cut a political promo to wrestling fans.
A. Insert really popular wrestling catchphrase (ie: What chu gonna do, Do you smell what the Rock is cooking or Were cruel..were unusual..were cruel and unusual punishment.

B. Insert wrestling hold or move followed by a problem facing the USA. (ie: I'm going to side walk slam gas prices, I'm going to give sweet chin music to the recession or I'm going to hurricarana this war in Iraq.

See it's that simple. I only watched Hillary's or HilROD's promo, I had to change the channel for the other two because I didn't want my perception of Obama to go down the shitter.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

makes me like all 3 candidates.

Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong I totally respect them for coming on RAW..just the promos were brutal.

Anonymous said...

Obama was going to "Jake Dive" on the Middle East.

Anonymous said...

Dude McCain should have said, "To be the man, you gotta beat the WHITE man." It was clearly what he was thinking. Lol

Anonymous said...

Always keeping a brother down. Good to see you on broseph.

Downtown SteveBrown said...

To be truly free...We need to have a "None Of The Above" box.