I only do what Run-DMC tells me to

...and it's pretty much from watching this as a kid.

Points of interest:

• Run throwing away DMC's sandwich. What a bastard.
  
• The two beats used were from "My Adidas" and "Peter Piper." Like you cared.
  
• Nice suit, Levar.
  
• Jam Master Jay actually getting a pretty fair amount of time.
  
• Absolutely no shots of 7-year-old girls being breastfed. Anywhere.