Gift ideas for that "reader" in the family

I would have taken a small book of lesbian horse stories...anything else is a bonus.

One time Eddie Deil put a shopping cart in front of his car at Houchens and launched off the parking lot and we almost flew into McDonald's. It looked like a scene from the Blues Brothers.

Does epilepsy make you have sex with Meth whores for $15? Explain that one Elliot.
Bekpo's autobiography.