I have a feeling that my big ass would reduce this to rubble or maybe a really dope cat bed. My office chair is made of cast iron and it's about to die. I think I might need to diet. NASA called today and asked if they could slingshot a space probe around my ass on it's way to Saturn.
UPDATE: I also have a dust-bunny circling around my equator (gut). Some egghead at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory told me if it keeps orbiting for another week it's officially my 'moon'and I can name it. I'm leaning toward naming it Blanche, but Bill Lewis is still in the running. Saturn used all the cool names for its moons. Fuckin' Saturn!!
Can I have that chair like now? It's awesome. I could read in it, but watching TV would be hard, unless we were watching two different TV's that were on the floor. I am pretty sure I could make out in it. I could use a laptop in it. Tessa's Barbies could attempt to skateboard a full loop, that would be cool...
Yep I want that chair. Someone should mail it to me....
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I have a feeling that my big ass would reduce this to rubble or maybe a really dope cat bed.
My office chair is made of cast iron and it's about to die. I think I might need to diet. NASA called today and asked if they could slingshot a space probe around my ass on it's way to Saturn.
UPDATE: I also have a dust-bunny circling around my equator (gut). Some egghead at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory told me if it keeps orbiting for another week it's officially my 'moon'and I can name it.
I'm leaning toward naming it Blanche, but Bill Lewis is still in the running.
Saturn used all the cool names for its moons. Fuckin' Saturn!!
Can I have that chair like now? It's awesome. I could read in it, but watching TV would be hard, unless we were watching two different TV's that were on the floor. I am pretty sure I could make out in it. I could use a laptop in it. Tessa's Barbies could attempt to skateboard a full loop, that would be cool...
Yep I want that chair. Someone should mail it to me....
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