Also, big Happy Birthdays to Rob Thomas and Big Daddy V. What's the best way to celebrate? Everyone has their own ways, of course, but if you're single it's best to rejoice in the spontaniety of being single. Call off work. Take a daytrip. Buy a plasma screen. Try heroin. Make up your own puzzles. Pretend you're Robert Burns. Who cares? It's up to you, because you're unfettered and free of any marital chains keeping you down.Unless you're not, and in that case...enjoy The Olive Garden.
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my wife is working so ....Olive Garden party of one
i nominate this for "post of the year".
someone start the poll.
We don't even have a frickin Olive Garden...guess I'll just have the buffet bar at Shoney's.
Hell, I went home to an English muffin with cream cheese and a bag of Baked Lays. THERE'S romance for ya.
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