About f---ing time

This article from today's New York Times proves what I've been saying for years: the best fashion models are "underfed," "skinny" sex bombs white guys. Why it took so long for the rest of the world to catch up, I'll never know. We've turned up our noses at fruits and vegetables, sneered at those gym rat douchebags and spent hours honing our bodies in front of X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter. Now it's our time to shine. Ladies, please, one at a time.