Velo-seedy

Alright, I'll be the first to admit that it's been a long time since I've taken a look on the Velocity's website, nor checked out a copy on the rack. At first, I thought I would be lost, but then I realized, some things never change.


Some guys always look like they are wearing a "jim carry" mask.




Kernal Sanders can be hang out at the Pour Haus, even though it's not Halloween.



Some girls just look like Jaws (the shark).



It's still not uncommon to see, "Psst...Ever sucked it?"



This look still means, "WHEN WE GET BACK TO HIS HOUSE, I'M GONNA GET PREGNANT!"



NO REALLY...it does.




"See you at Felt."




Fags.




And of course...tits.




Just an FYI: If you are dating a girl between the ages of 21-24, stop! Her main goal in life is to get in VIP at Felt.

That is all. See you next week.