Let me take you back to a more simple time with more Cocaine and less Meth

The A.TEZZZZ


I still hold a mighty mighty grudge against the world for never getting the Optimus Prime toy. I might as well had just put all of my other transformers in a bucket and set them on fire because what was the point.


Those kids with their nice sets always pissed me off. While they were playing away in the best set design imaginable ... I was stuck playing with Destro and Snake Eyes on my dad's orange recliner or if I got really crazy I would journey outside and play on the broken sidewalk.