I knew today was going to be great day because

A.) Take a look at a video of a very similar morning on my way downtown. Thankfully I came away scot free.



B.) When I got to 9th Street myself and the guy in the truck next to me were approached by a hooker asking if we wanted to "party." She looked like Eddie Murphy in Norbit wearing a parka and worn out New Balances. Yep that's exactly what I want to be doing at 7:45am on a snow covered Thursday. So I nicely declined the offer. Well now that I think about it..work or "party" ... damn I messed up didn't I.