I guess they have to play that Super Bowl in two weeks

Even though it will be a hot mess. My dear friend Tom Brady (we met once, I have I said that before) will go for his fourth championship and along the way a perfect 19-0 record. They will go down as the best team in the history of the league and we get to watch it all on FoxHD.

I hear Tom Petty and Paula Abdul are the halftime show this year....I would have nixed Tom Petty and replaced him with MC Skat Kat so they could really nail Opposites Attract. However I guess they had the feeling that MC Skat Kat would rip off Paula's shirt at the end.

P.S. Eli Manning has shit for brains. FACT