Introducing a sleeping bag that'll manage to land you either beaten senseless in a hospital or a spot in a white rap video. I have a feeling this is the kind of thing you would buy, actually thinking you'll try it out on one time. Except you never do really sleep in it but wear it when a raccoon gets in your trash and you need to go out there and scare him away. But it looks like it would, indeed, scare the hell out of most nocturnal rodents. And children.
1.15.2008
For your next camping trip to Bizarro World
Introducing a sleeping bag that'll manage to land you either beaten senseless in a hospital or a spot in a white rap video. I have a feeling this is the kind of thing you would buy, actually thinking you'll try it out on one time. Except you never do really sleep in it but wear it when a raccoon gets in your trash and you need to go out there and scare him away. But it looks like it would, indeed, scare the hell out of most nocturnal rodents. And children.
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