I have a strong feeling Tom Brady made a deal with the devil

Hey...why don't I go to New York City on Saturday and break every NFL record in one game..and lead my team to the first 16-0 winning season since 1972. Then after that I'm going to take my girlfriend Gisele out for a red hot night on the town which I'm sure included oral.

People ask why I root for a man that has it all...why ask why. I just hope some of that shit rubs off. I DID SHAKE HIS HAND ONCE!!!