What the 'F'

Yahoo is my homepage and every time I hit the browser I take a look at the headlines .. sometimes they serve a purpose ... like that's how I found out Anna Nicole Smith had died. However sometimes I wonder how in the shit some of the stuff makes headlines. Like the headline that I saw today "Google co-found Larry Page getting married next month." I understand that he is rich, but he isn't getting married til next month..who in the hell would want to read that story with a headline like that. See if this sounds any better "Google guy will probably get married some time..I guess..who knows ." Seriously this is one of the top seven stories in the whole wide world.