11.22.2007

Two tips for shopping on Black Friday

#1. Listen to the 300 Soundtrack. I listened to the 300 Soundtrack while navigating through Wal-Mart on Wednesday night and it did wonders for my time there. Most of the time I would rather be stabbed repeatedly with a butter knife than go to Wal-Mart however I needed some last minute items for the dinner and it was close. However I put on my 300 Soundtrack which I usually reserve for intense weightlifting days and it did the trick while walking through the fluorescent house of hell. I felt like I could take on any crazy bitch there...I just grabbed an Italian Sweet Loaf and beat off anyone in my way.

#2. Stay at home and watch Walker Texas Ranger marathons.

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