11.15.2007

Open Invitation to Daniel Day-Lewis


You are a gifted actor, sir. You never cease to amaze me, fully immersing yourself in every role you take, a true character actor. In fact, you are too good. You're such a master of your craft that you scare the shit out of me. You become someone else when the film starts rolling, and that is a talent/curse that few posses.

That's why I have a challenge I'd like to extend to you.

I want you to star in a shitty comedy. Think Road Trip/Old School type flicks with no substance whatsoever. The film has to have at least two fart jokes, plenty of tits n' ass and a Stifler type character. I really think it would be interesting to see you in a movie like that. Really let your hair down and get in touch with the inner frat boy side of America.

Seriously. Imagine Daniel Day-Lewis as a Frank the Tank type character. That'd be amazing. Just a thought.

1 comment:

Bryan The Intern said...

blog post of the year?