It's like, "How much more black could this be?"

And the answer is none, none...more black. Happy Black Friday. Hope you came out of the scrum this morning with that two-line phone you've been eying. The big JK is on the other side of the retail counter today, but 9one never takes a day off. But hey--enough of my yakkin'. Whaddya say? Let's boogie!

Real quick: I Googled "trampled" to find a suitable image before I just made this one, and a lot of pictures of women stepping on guys' faces came up. The Internet is weird.