I saw this on Yahoo, but they had it all wrong....here are my top 10 Fatal Dating Errors That Men Make.
10. However funny it may seem, pulling up to her house in your Camaro with "eye of the tiger" jamming on your Pioneer 6x9s and Written and your vintage tee
9. asking her what her name is
8. promising her you will "hittamous and never , ever quitamous"
7.Confusing the type of party you are going to and arriving with your "dick in the mashed potatoes."
6. mentioning the word "guts" in any sexual context
5. asking her if she's down with "o.p.p."
4. having an akward cell phone call with a guy friend during dinner which " includes, but is not exclusive to: "fuck em, if they want the goat back, imma gon need to see me some chedda.."
3. Reciting a Maya Angelou Poem while covered in grape Jelly
2. NOT telling her that you are about to ",get down to that "new "
1. refering to her breasts as "NateTrunkClean"
4 comments:
#1 always gets me in trouble
This explains so much about my dating problems.
I always start out the date with #5. Her answer determines the rest of the date!
I am partial to #2. It makes them feel special almost virginal again, when you tell them you are going to get in to that new p***y!!!!
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