Today's weather report

I've been waiting for this ad to hit YouTube for years now and it looks like someone gave me a Christmas present and I didn't even know it. This is the perfect go-to when someone starts talking about how hot it is. Always gets a laugh. And by "laugh" I mean "contempt-filled stare." Now all I need is someone to upload the Folgers Riverdance spot and I'm in mediocre commercial heaven.

Airtime in the 1990s must have been pretty damn cheap, otherwise Sears spent about $3 billion to show this mother as many times as they did.